Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit and run accident (or whatever egregious infraction you have in mind.) As the encounter continues, it becomes clear that there has been a gross misunderstanding, and in fact, the cop is here to apprehend the perp for “reckless aging” (for birthdays) or to present the recipient with an outstanding citizens award. While going through the standard arrest procedures, including presenting a special souvenir party hat and kazoo, the officer bursts into a song for the occasion. The cop also leads the crowd in a familiar tune to commemorate the occasion. He then reads your special message to the recipient, written on our keepsake telegram card.
23 Jun 2020
You really made Travis's birthday great he really loved your performance as a drag King performer himself you really felt very special I want to thank you very much
27 Sep 2019
Myself *Nana* and her Aunt got my granddaughter/niece the "Hairy Fairy" for her 21st birthday. He did a great job, everyone got involved with his performance. I would highly recommend this company for anyone wanting a fun, different and memorable gift. Thank you Hairy Fairy for making my granddaughter/niece so happy!!
Perfect for Valentine's Day or any time you want to tell that special someone how much you care, Cupid is at your service with his bow and arrow, ready to pierce... More
Our charming and delightful male fairy arrives in flurry of the fantastical and absurd, descending on the unsuspecting person of honor. The recipient is showered... More
Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd... More
1980s Life Guard
Bae Watch! Perfect telegram for pool parties, poolside day clubs, bachelorette parties and your grandparents’ backyard cookouts. Long Island’s 1981 “Lifeguard... More
McEnfro: 1980s Tennis Player
The Man, the Myth, the Legend! Popular with sports fans, this Grand Slam champ serves up Aces of hilarity while singing to the recipient, leading the group in sing-a-longs... More