4.3 | 3 REVIEWS
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Code fuschia! It’s an emergency! Our RN rushes in a flurry of excitement to administer a much-needed birthday (or other occasion) check up. A thorough examination with the latest medical technology ensues, including a cranial check with a souvenir party hat, a test of the lungs with the keepsake kazoo, and other pokes and prods to determine the recipient’s diagnosis. After concluding that the celebrant suffers from an itty, bitty, little touch of the blues, she sings a medically uplifting song and then leads the crowd in a resounding, familiar tune to lift up his spirits. She then presents “doctor’s orders,” your personal message on a souvenir telegram card.